So here we are, a brand new blog without a name. What to do?
Lets see if we can improv something up. I'll start with something about me that I want to incorporate and maybe some sort of colorful imagery. Why don't I ask myself a couple of questions to get me started. Lets see...
What do you like most?
politics, making people laugh, biting gossip, and a car that works. My kitty, Baby.
What do you like in other people? We'll go ahead and say in women.
I like women that are smart and funny. I find that intelligence and humor are often correlated, people who are unintelligent usually aren't funny. However, just because someones smart doesn't mean they can make me laugh. So finding a woman with both is hard but defiantly worth the search. I also like boobs.
What makes you fucked up?
I have trouble expressing Passion for other people. I turn everything into a joke and laugh at it so I will be accepted. My parents divorce has caused a large amount of damage emotionally that I have not found a proper way to deal with. I constantly look for father figures. When I discover that I begin to idolize another male in place of my father, I take a look into the abyss that is the hole within myself. This is defiantly when I feel the weakest as a person. I also cannot lift heavy things.
Whats you least favorite thing?
Larry the Cable Guy
Hmm... So I guess we can go to something that involves a cat, gossip, politics, laughter, fathers, loss, judgment, stupid rednecks.
Atticus Finch: THE CAT-BOOBs!
That feels like it hits most everything. If I come up with something later it will change. Until then, respect the cat boobs
